• if you give British people tequila, no matter how much, they will try to drink it all as if it is a shot
  • as I get more tired, my voice becomes more monotonous, and people start to think I’m angry when I’m actually saying “lol”
  • last night on the way home I put my bank card in the ticket slot in the gate on the way into the underground and it ate it

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